Hayride

As you can probably guess I don't have a lot of experience with men. Although I had a boyfriend back home before we both moved away to go to school.

We used to go on hayrides. Yes, America, country folk actually go on hayrides! When I tell people about that they think I'm using a euphemism, but I'm talking about actual hayrides.

I'm not exactly lonely but my mind keeps drifting off thinking about boys. It's got to be hormones because, from an intellectual point of view I know bringing someone into my life could cause a lot of problems, and is that really worth the risk?

From a purely statistical point of view, young men are the most dangerous animals on the planet.

Some of them sure look dreamy, though.